I look so sweet don’t I? I really am.

I’m a 28 year old woman and a professional. Not a professional blogger; I have a day job and I do this for fun. So please don’t hold me up to higher standards than you ought when I’m droppin’ the F-bomb all over the place.

1. I do extrawhoredinary because everything else I read/ponder/work on is just so fucking serious and high stress. I find it necessary to laugh at the excesses of our society; I can’t cry all the time. Don’t lecture me about feminist theory, I’m on it; if you read more than one post you’ll see where I’m coming from. “Whore” is mine.  I’m stomping it to pulp, whilst simultaneously using it as a commentary our commodification of everything. Extrawhoredinary is tongue in cheek, of course.

2. I got sick of reading celebrity blogs written by men. Men who are talking about celebrities (mostly women) and are, more than likely, tech geeks who decided to blog about celebs ’cause the video game/boob niches were crowded. If I post on tits, you’re a dude, and you like tits too, kudos, you got a new blog to check. If you think I’m talking about my sexuality/opinions to entertain you at my expense, think again. I’d stick a thumb in your ass too, you pretty-pretty frat boy.

3. I like talkin’ trash about people where there are no consequences. I don’t know these people and they don’t care about me. Plus, I consider a celebrity a caricature of a person. If you think what you see in the media is that person in their entirety; you are delusional and need to be medicated. If you find anything seriously offensive on my blog— good. You will probably keep coming back. If not, then you can’t take a joke and I’m better off without cha! *kicking into the air*

Final note: I’m usually drunk when I’m posting. I have a huge amount of respect for celebrity and so should you. *burp*

DISCLAIMER: As I have no way of confirming or denying the factual basis of anything I write on this entire blog: it is all bullshit. You can’t crawl up into JLO’s womb and check if she’s REALLY pregnant or be there when Britney’s fucking a waiter at 3am. If you think about it, it is all conjecture and used for entertainment purposes. I link to other sites where I found the information when I can but that doesn’t mean it is true. A link from one bullshit story to another bullshit story doesn’t create fact. I make no warranty as to the truth of ANY CLAIM here. All the images on the site are copyright their respective owners. If there was a clear indication of who owned them I try to give credit; if not, I have no clue. If you own rights to any of these images contact me and I’ll pull them immediately. I can find more elsewhere; nothing is scared on the internet.

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