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Wanted: Lips, Guns, Clavicles and Tits

March 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It’s Angelina Jolie’s new action movie Wanted!

You know what I wanted? I wanted her to have some lasagne bolognese before she made another action film. Everybody knows you can’t jump through windows and shit on 1,200 calories a day. Puh-leez…have you seen stunt women? They don’t fuck around. They do curls with Angelina’s body weight, as warm ups, on their rest day, when they don’t want their boyfriends to feel like a pussies.

 

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