You know what’s better than waking up with a hangover?
Waking up with a hangover and a dog shit patty stuck to your leg.
Never buy a Maltese. I didn’t buy one. I just didn’t respect mother nature. I didn’t appreciate that when an dog’s own mother refuses to feed it, maybe it should just not-be-saved. Mother nature is wiser than we give her credit for. She’s laughing at me now; laughing at me, and my shit leg.
You know what Christina Ricci has in common with my brain damaged Maltese? Both are cute enough I would forgive them if they shat on my leg. Here’s Christina frolicking on the beach half naked and sexy. Pee>shit Christina, whatever you please…frolic away.
2 responses so far ↓
1 msmolly // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:06 pm
She looks like she’s gained some weight which is awesome because she doesn’t look like a bobble head doll. She’s a cutie! In other dog news, my pomeranian shit in my hubby’s sleeping bag and peed on his shorts. Just her little way of saying “Thanks for dragging my ass out camping!” She’s a total priss, just glad it wasn’t my sleeping bag or clothes!
2 TTSSH // Sep 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Yummy in my tummy! I mean the lil cute fluffy bite sized doggie… not the big forehead ladee
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