I thought Demi Moore had been drinking the blood of endangered Amazonian baby animals. Turns out she’s been having Austrian leeches sucking on her belly button. Now, tell me whoooo’s far fetched and crazy? Not-it! Not-it!
You know? Instead of telling you what I hear on the internet about celebs I think I’ll just do a website where I make up the most outlandish shit I can think of and see how close it comes to fruition. I don’t think that’d be a bad idea! As long as I kept Paris a whore, anyone remotely committed to a penis getting knocked up weekly and all the plastic bitches getting body work done I think I could scoop the whole scene!
Anyhew, apparently Demi went to Austria to get her “blood detoxified” by leeches (3:28). If purposely putting leeches on my nether regions is what it’s gonna take for me to look young forever, I’ll take the saggin’ ass and crows feet. Dat bitch is kwazy!
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