I gotta be honest with you guys, I’ve just spent the past two hours looking at porn. Not Playboy type porn(NSFW), extrawhoredinary porn. When you do that, your sense of reality gets so skewed you can’t look at a low cut/tight dress and think “wow, she looks really chic and well styled!” It’s just not gonna happen.
So here’s to you Eva Mendes. Eva Mendes, who looks like she wants to be slathered with baby oil, covered with that candy crunch-coating they have at ice cream stores and have her genitals roughly made out with; for sayyyy, 5-8 hours. You look like caramel sex; you’re doin’ it on purpose to make us hard.
Love and thanks,
The Stiff Clit and Boner Gang.
4 responses so far ↓
1 teddygoodtimes // Sep 11, 2008 at 9:20 am
This is why your site is the first site I check in the morning.
2 Olunia // Sep 11, 2008 at 1:03 pm
ditto
3 Purple // Sep 11, 2008 at 6:19 pm
How wonderfully, deliciously true. How I wish I could be her bike seat, just for a day.
4 msmolly // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I hear she’s coming out with a bedding collection!!!!! HA!!!!
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