Halle Berry is Esquire’s sexiest woman alive for 2008. On the cover she replicates the pose of the famous Bill Clinton Esquire cover that pissed everyone off at the end of his administration. If you don’t remember, it pissed everyone off because it looked like he was assuming the position for a blow job. Somewhat controversial then, you see, ’cause of all the bj’s and subsequent lying that took place.
I’m not sure why Halle is doing the same pose. They have her posing with various other screen printed tank tops with Esquire covers. However, it just seems like a thinly veiled attempt to get her cunt in our faces for a cover. No complaints here on the sexuality but I get annoyed when stag mags try to pass off ass for art.
Either way, I’d blow Bill Clinton. He’s a hot-hot brilliant bitch. I’d do whatever Halle told me too but I think she looks like she is squatting on the cover. Toot!
See, thinly veiled:
(photographer)”She’s a powerful woman; he’s a powerful man. It’s basically the female equivalent of the Clinton cover. There’s a sensitivity and a sexuality there, but also the strength.”
7 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:38 am
Artsy boobies help men’s mags sell, without appearing as if they’re peddling smut. This is a testament to how dumb men become when faced with a pretty lady. They forget that the internets give it away for free! But I’m onto you, Esquire! I only bought 4 copies, and no more this time!
2 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 9, 2008 at 9:21 am
billl……..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
::need “nap” now::
3 Kavick // Oct 10, 2008 at 7:52 pm
being an older dude–38–i can tell y’all this–
in the 80’s, girls were kinda like “eh” when it came to blow jobs. yeah it had its niche, but it wasn’t every day iowa (even iowa city) type- thing. But porn wasn’t as widely accessible, especially compared to how its forced upon us today(look closely around).
post bill clinton—every chick suddenly gave blow jobs on like the first or second date…
there yer history lesson for today
thanks bill
4 Kavick // Oct 10, 2008 at 7:57 pm
…and when i say chick i mean nothing more derogatory than i do by saying dude. plz dont hate. just a word. i like chicks. alot.
5 schmallison // Oct 12, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Ok, grampa.
6 msmolly // Oct 12, 2008 at 8:05 pm
To quote schmallison “Artsy boobies help men’s mags sell, without appearing as if they’re peddling smut.” They also help men get off when their stuffy old prudish wives won’t put out. For example: Dudes usually can’t bring home “Playboy” without the missus getting all bent out of shape and taking it away. But ifs it’s “Esquire”, well that’s just classy and Stuffy Muffy wife doesn’t mind. As for me, Playboy is a yawn, so I bring my hubby to the computer to puruse!
7 msmolly // Oct 12, 2008 at 8:05 pm
To quote schmallison “Artsy boobies help men’s mags sell, without appearing as if they’re peddling smut.” They also help men get off when their stuffy old prudish wives won’t put out. For example: Dudes usually can’t bring home “Playboy” without the missus getting all bent out of shape and taking it away. But if it’s “Esquire”, well that’s just classy and Stuffy Muffy wife doesn’t mind. As for me, Playboy is a yawn, so I bring my hubby to the computer to puruse!
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