Hayden Panettiere has a new song called Wake Up Call but I’m sure you’ve heard it before. It’s also been called the following:
Irreplaceable -Beyonce
What Have You Done For Me Lately-Janet Jackson
Stronger Woman-Jewel
Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis
Stronger-Britney Spears*
And many, many others. I understand the “woman taken for granted” theme is common in life and lyric. However, the difference between those and Hayden’s song is: hers fucking sucks. Approving lyrics about cheating on her boyfriend to get him to stop taking her for granted only confirms my previous suspicions that—she’s an idiot. I try not to make assumptions about little blond white girls (mainly ’cause I’d like to have sex with some of them) but it’s difficult when they continually reinforce their own stereotype.
There’s exceptions to every rule but this isn’t one:
*no clue how bitch made it out of this unscathed
4 responses so far ↓
1 Schmoldga // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:08 am
shit-e-ous!
But I may just be bitter that she’s humping Milo Ventimiglia, he’s been on my short list since Gilmore Girls.
2 Natasha // Jul 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Oy.
3 teddygoodtimes // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I typically don’t notice people under 5′2″ (being a giant and all) but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, even though sex with her would be like that mini-me video in reverse. I would however press the mute button on my remote if I caught her singing.
4 schmallison // Jul 20, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I had some snarky comments worked out for Hayden, but then I was railroaded by the need to make fun of Olga for watching Gilmore Girls.
Really, Olga? Gilmore Girls? Really??
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