I don’t really give a shit about Heather Locklear but I thought I’d post her mug shot ’cause it’s a good D.A.R.E. group exercise: guess which drug? I’d lose at that game but her pupils remind me of a Hentai rape victim. “No Sambora-san! Not there! Don’t touch me there! Ohhhh!!!”
Police said a witness reported that Locklear, who she hadn’t recognised, had stopped on a nearby highway and got out of her car, apparently stumbling into traffic.
“The witness called 911 because she was concerned for Locklear’s safety,” California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall told the US celebrity magazine People. “When a CHP officer arrived, Locklear was found seated inside her vehicle, which was partially blocking the roadway.”
“Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer’s observations, we believed Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication,” Mr Marshall added.
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1 msmolly // Sep 30, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Another report was released saying that she wasn’t on anything. YEAAAAAHHHHH RIIIIIGGGHT!!!! Girlfriend obviously has something pumping through those veins to look that crazy and have pupils that dilated! Rehab doesn’t seem to be working for these people. Could be because it’s a spa where they still can do whatever they hell they want. It should be beatdowns, spankings and some big German chick named Helga getting in your face saying “WISE UP!!!!!” while shaking you! That’d set’em right!
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