Kay, usually I’m the first one to jump on the gravy train of insults but I thinks, me pass this time. Helena Bonham Carter was at the European premier of Sweeney Todd lookin’ like the poster child for gingivitis. The woman just had a child less than a month ago! I forget to brush my teeth if I have a hang over or it’s Tuesday… shit…She probably no less detached the suckling babe from her teet before she had to slap on that fucking wreck of a dress her bedraggled stylist handed her!
Either that, or she’s been chugging coffee all day in hopes of dehydrating herself to pass the bullshit red carpet test. I can’t even manage to get makeup on till my lunch break; I won’t hate on anyone jugglin’ bebbes, caffeine and satin.
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