According to wiki the theme for Marie Claire is “More than a Pretty Face”. What we find inside is the “more,” is that Jennifer Connelly loves:
Apples (no really, she talks about how much she loves apples)
A little black dress (no way, I’ve never heard an actress say that)
Pictures of her family (her husband, kids and (now dead) father; talk about obvious/buzz killer)
Whoa, intriguing Jennifer. Now, let’s put you in some black and white “fashion” photographs. Making sure not to show any skin, keep the wedding ring on, include lots of geometric shapes (you know, ’cause you never see those in b&w photos), a fan blowing your hair and ooh, a tight black ponytail and thick eye makeup. No one has done that before. Nope. Not here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here.
It’ll be so edgy, those great parts will come flooding in. Not that the three movies you have coming up don’t sound like blockbusters! I’m sure I’d fake a seizure to be first in line for The Day the Earth Stood Still. Any movie with Keanu Reeves described as: “a remake of the 1951 classic sci-fi film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth” is sure to be a sweeper.
I get chills contemplating your uno numerical movie 9 where “all humanity is threatened by a post-apocalyptic nightmare.” However, I think this Marie Ennuyeuse Claire pictorial is best a reflection of your forthcoming dramatic role in Creation, where you play Charles Darwin’s über reglious wife. Edgy, so edgy.
3 responses so far ↓
1 hotcakesandflapjacks // Nov 11, 2008 at 7:54 pm
She takes the same pictures over and over and over and over again.
Her hubby is hawt tho and by dint of being married to him she gets some of his sex appeal. i’d do her.
2 teddygoodtimes // Nov 12, 2008 at 8:15 am
She just looks so frumpy all the time. Like a brunette Eeyore. She does take the same pictures over and over again, with that sad face.
I’d do her too.
3 msmolly // Nov 15, 2008 at 7:30 am
1) I am appalled they are doing a remake of “The Day the Earth Stood Still” starring Keanu Reeves! That is a classic, when are these freakin’ Hollywood people going to stop doing remakes?! Aren’t they all supposed to be the creative types? Come up with your own shit and stop fucking up classics! Just because you add CGI effects doesn’t make it better! I’m looking at you in particular George Lucas!
2) Princess, you neglected to mention the other piece of crap Jennifer is starring in called “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Jennifer Aniston is in it too, that tells you something. Just what women all over the world need to empower them, a stupid chick flick starring two of the most boring Jennifers in the world.
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