So Jessica Alba is pregnant. People Magazine is reporting Alba’s rep confirmed it this morning.
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Remember last summer when Jessica broke up with her long time boyfriend Cash Warren? Well they got back together and he locked that shit down! High five to Cash for knowin’ what Kevin Federline, et. al. have known all along: don’t mess around, knock ‘er up and you’ll be set. Cash is a lucky whore.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Tyjigga // Dec 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm
This is the worst news that I’ve gotten, ever.
Jessica Alba is pregnant? What next? Will the NFL be outlawed? Will George Carlin and Dave Chappelle die of an anuerysm?
This is beyond bad.
Fuck Cash Warren. Where’s Doc Brown and his goddamned time machine when you need him?
2 Daniel Colon // Dec 12, 2007 at 7:56 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jessica Alba Belongs To Me!!!!!!
That Fuckin’ Slut!
3 teddy goodtimes // Dec 13, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I’d have totally poked a whole in that condom.
4 schmallison // Dec 18, 2007 at 2:20 pm
A whole what? A whole 8 inches.
…4 at a time.
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