I don’t know if she looks miserable ’cause she’s being hunted by the paparazzi or if it’s because she is getting married to prevent a bastard child. Oops, did I say that?
Yep.
I never figured out why people do the “oh I’m knocked up so I better get married” thing. I understand the god people like babies to come from a married man and woman but isn’t this “fix” ignoring the fact that they fucked before marriage in the first place? One of them wouldn’t be locked down before so how could the other possibly be happy with their caving to the 1 1/2 human commitment after?
I see some major post-partum in Jess’ future. Either that or she’ll keep him around long enough to help with diapers and then kick ‘em to the curb. I’d wipe a hundred baby asses to get wit dat. I just hope Cash is planning ahead:
NO PRENUP! HOODY HOOO!
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