Oooohhh good job Jessica! Last time you bored us with that tan, monochromatic barf fest and this time you’re taking it up a notch with creeeeeeeeam. Edgy and exciting like other things cream: soy milk and ooooh, mini blinds, yeah, and hot-hot lampshades so hot, uh huh, and old t-shirts…I’m gonna cum you’re so exotic and sexy. Creeeeeeeeeeam…
4 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Sep 10, 2008 at 10:07 am
It looks like somebody beat you to it and came all over her shoulder.
STING HER!
2 Olunia // Sep 10, 2008 at 11:09 am
you know? After looking at her wonk face I’ve decided she’s not that attractive. And she looks older than her years. AND even though she gets to fuck J.Timberlake I still wouldn’t want to be her in the sad copycat attempt at Anne Hathaway’s lovely red Oscars dress this year.
Dear, you peaked on 7th Heaven. Go away now.
3 teddygoodtimes // Sep 10, 2008 at 12:30 pm
butter-face
4 msmolly // Sep 11, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Are awards shows getting so boring you have to sew pillow stuffing to your dress so you can take a nap on your shoulder? Sometimes those acceptance speeches can go on a little long and I guess when you never get nominated for anything *cough, get the picture, cough* a pillow can come in handy….
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