Sorry I’ve been m.i.a. the past couple days; I was busy having a lobotomy. Kidding! I took a couple days off to go to Chicago, so I need all 5 of you to send money to the “I got fucked in the ass by Michigan Ave” fund.
Lucky for me there hasn’t been shit going on in the celebrity world so we haven’t missed much! Here’s a funny spoof video someone did of Katie Holmes getting drunk. ‘Cause drunk makes everything hilarious, even me, so drink more kids.
Thanks to Lady Bunny for the great find!
3 responses so far ↓
1 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Michigan Ave isn’t the proper place to get fucked in the ass. It’s all on Wacker Drive, so I’ve heard.
2 schmallison // Aug 15, 2008 at 8:52 pm
OH those retail shops on the Miracle Mile…so shiny…so ass-raping…I’ve been saving up for a pair of socks from Neiman’s. This year’s gonna be the year!
3 teddygoodtimes // Aug 16, 2008 at 2:34 pm
My ass will be sore for years after my own personal Miracle Mile trips. Ah, friends forged in the need for ass soothing cream.
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