Tens of thousands of dollars on gowns and bitch can’t go to Wal-Mart and buy a sports bra!? Puh-leez. Anyone who runs enough to do a marathon knows those lil’ shelf bras in tank tops ain’t enough to hold up your tatas! Tom must have teleported her with his douche bag Xenu dematerializer. OR she walked a lot. OR she has no nerve endings in her boobs ’cause they’re fake, ’cause she used to be a dude. Yeah, that last one seems most likely, ’cause well…you know…
*sshhhhhhhhhhh…* (the gay next to her) *pointing discreetly*
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