Finally dispelling myths about her being anorexic, Keira Knightley decided she wasn’t going to hide the truth any longer… She has a tape worm. “It’s the newest in weight control and 100% organic,” Knightley said. “These women out there that are binging and purging are just disgusting. Ours is a symbiotic relationship, so no animals are harmed either. I’m in talks for us to do a campaign with PETA.”
Heh, heh. I’m fulla shit but it isn’t beyond the scope of these fuckin’ idiots. Goddamn Hippehs! Those are really pictures of Keira at the Atonement premier.
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