…But she picked them out and had cock instead…
Let’s go over what the trailer says:
1. She’s rich.
2. She wants attention; everyone must worship her.
3. She likes fashion and expects her servants to.
4. She has sunken cheeks and may be constipated.
5. Oh yeah, her other purpose is making a baby for a man.
6. She’s mildly amused by being worshipped—by a dude with a unibrow and froggy eyes.
7. Some jealous old bitch is trying to keep her in her panties.
8. She’ll never be truly loved by the man with power and rank.
9. A woman’s natural desire is to be fucked violently by a fireplace.
10. Don’t forget she’s rich.
6 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Sep 4, 2008 at 8:46 am
I don’t care what they say on your ana webpage, Keira, there IS such a thing as “too skinny”. You are it. Eat a damn sammich.
2 teddygoodtimes // Sep 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I have a salad she can eat.
3 schmallison // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:27 am
I dunno if i’d let her do that, teddy. She looks too much like a praying mantis for comfort.
4 Ola // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You know that Family Guy episode where Kate Moss is blown away by a wisp of wind?
Same thinking applies here people.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh How is it possible that people believe she’s not anorexic? How? She’s even on record as saying she’s one of the biggest (fattest) actresses in Hollywood.
5 msmolly // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Dude, I’m surprised her neck didn’t snap from that big hair. On another note, I too enjoy being fucked violently in front of the fireplace, except when I singe my butt.
6 // Oct 5, 2008 at 5:34 am
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