Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. I should have called that! It was only a matter of time and money, till she dumped him for a more successful dbag. She’s got a taste for them dbags I tell ya– see pictures below. It brings a tear to my eye when I see hot chicks like that selling themselves short. If you’re boyfriend wears more hair gel than you, you might be dating a douche bag.
Sources claim the 22 year-old sent business associates correspondence last week telling them the sad news.
An insider says: “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”
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1 Megan Fox Dumps Brian Austin Green… I’m One Step Closer | Up My Own Ass // Jul 5, 2008 at 10:12 am
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2 Schmoldga // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Okay. I know I’m taking a HUGE risk here. But I really don’t think she’s that heartbreakingly hot. She runs circles around me, yeah but isn’t she just a poor man’s Angelina?
3 Megan Fox Dumps Brian Austin Green… I’m One Step Closer | The Balls Room // Jul 31, 2008 at 11:18 pm
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