Megan Fox must turn her attentions from being prudish now, because she’s got a damn robot film to promote! Trust, when this is over, she’s jumping to a “serious roll” and we will hear about her knitting or some shit. But for now she used to be a lesbian and likes to grab cock for fun. I do too but I’m not selective about it. When I get famous I’ll honk every cock I can and never stop until I’m old and gray. I promise you that. *tug-tug*
“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
“…that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
8 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Sep 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm
OMG I cannot believe douchebags totally whack off to my pictures, they should stop immediately. Now, hand me something reminiscent of balls to suck on, and snap the picture.
2 schmallison // Sep 18, 2008 at 8:39 am
PS…who was the lucky hand job recipient in 7th grade? …and, would anyone believe him now?
3 hotcakesandflapjacks // Sep 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm
She’s a hot chick I’d grab a beer with and maybe some boobage and ass but aside from her attractive factor I find her overratted.
Yeah I gasped at that scene in transformers when she leans over the engine and her perfect midriff hangs out; my hand started gravitating south…
But, her acting is atrocious, her personality, whatever there seems to be of it, is entirely steeped in her own self-awareness of the public perception’s of her.
I would love to hear her speak on topics other than sex and how people think she’s super hot. Even super tranny ho Aubrey O’Day has more personality than this chick.
Okay, sigh. Sorry, bitterness has taken over my body and i had to rant.
4 schmallison // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I concur. Also, what’s with the 10-lane highway between her boobs? You could land PDiddys’ jumbo jet on that thing.
5 Purple // Sep 18, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Damn, what’s with the hatin’ on Megan muthafuckin’ Fox? Yes, her boobs are kind of far apart. And no, she can’t act. But I would eat her ass with a spoon and some strawberry jelly. And I’m allergic to strawberries. Fuck it, lube it up with some shrimp juice, I’ll mow on that balloon knot until my eyes swell shut and I have to be injected with Benadryl to save my life.
6 msmolly // Sep 18, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Air Control to Schmallison, PDiddy has grounded his jet remember? We’ll have to park his ego on her clevage for a while instead. HA!!!!
7 TTSSH // Sep 23, 2008 at 9:17 pm
*british accent* Oh, I’m surrrry! What did you say my dear? I was tooo busy staring at your big juicy titties! MAMA MAMA MEEELK MEEELK!!!!
8 schmallison // Sep 24, 2008 at 9:22 am
@msmolly;
Her boobs are not big enough for Diddy’s ego; we’ll have to use yours as a substitute. Now, let’s practice just to be sure you can handle it. Heeeeerrre comes de plane for a landing! BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
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