Ah-HAaaaaaaaaahhhhh………..*fart*
Megan Fox was picked by FHM as sexiest “woman” or some shit and it “annoys” her. Right. ‘Cause she has such a huge aversion to douche bags like the ones that write FHM; kinda like the ones HERE and HERE. I couldn’t roll my eyes any harder. In fact, if Brian Austin Green hasn’t done a guest article for FHM I’ll eat a gangrene dick—I think it’s a given he’s at least weighed in on: “how to get your woman off whilst keeping your goatee in tact” or “what do I do when busted using my lady’s hair gel?”
Gag me Megan. I know you must have a new movie coming up where they have to sell you as something other than a piece-of-ass but please, please, please try to keep it just a little bit real. “Oh I love dick sewwww much! But only when the role calls for it! Fuck you FHM! I’m a real actress!” (this week)
“I’m not comfortable with it (FHM Sexiest Woman) at all. It annoys me.
“I have a few love scenes (in Jennifer’s Body). I eat and seduce everyone - boys and girls. There’s a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it’s always awkward and it’s never fun.”
Serious role announced in 5…4…3…2…1…
5 responses so far ↓
1 Richard // Jul 25, 2008 at 1:00 am
In Megan’s defense, I get annoyed whenever someone announces me as “Sexiest Woman,” too. There’s so much more to me than eating and seducing everyone.
Megan, I feel your pain, sistah. We skank hos gotta stick together.
2 Captain Obvious // Jul 25, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Being spank-fodder for the 13-year-olds who read “FHM” is what keeps her in a job. That’s like biting the hand that feeds you…or spanks it to you…yeah, I think that’s the more realistic answer.
Uppity whores who scoff at being complemented on their attractiveness make me want to punch them in the throat.
3 daprincess // Jul 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm
hey! hey! calm down! no violence against women around here mister!
and biting the hand that spanks it to me just happens to be one of my favorite pass times! heh heh heh…granted it doesn’t interrupt the spanking of course.
4 schmallison // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm
translation: “Ugh, I hate it when low-level douche-bags ogle at me. I wish they would step off so A-list douche-bags can have a look. I really need to trade in Brian Austin Green for someone who can get me better roles. Ooh! Matthew McConaughey!”
Ever notice that Brian Austin Green’s initials are BAG? Creepy coincidence? I think not.
5 // Sep 17, 2008 at 10:36 am
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