Hey Mena, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: as a rule, if you are a celebrity and it’s not Halloween, you should never have “theme hair.” No hair with a theme. Nooo theme.
I’ll illustrate: if you are going to The Dark Knight, don’t dye your hair black and fashion little bat ears out of your bangs. No red bob to the X-Files premier. No bouffants to Hairspray, etc…
Why? Good question and one I’d expected from a celebrity. Mainly, because, you look like a fucking retard. This isn’t a Star Trek convention, you’re not a fan boy. You are a celebrity and inherently, a whore.
Your looks sell something. What? Who knows…If you are Beyonce it’s basically everything, if you are Eva Longoria it’s Bebe-hoe workout clothes (she’s failing too but that’s another rant) so lay off the flat iron and hair bleach. You are not Andy Warhol, nor do you look like him and he’s fucking dead anyway.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Dave // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:01 pm
And Andy’s hairstyle was a wig.
2 msmolly // Aug 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I agree on no theme hair, however, it’s kinda cute on her. It’s way better than some of the other hair styles she’s worn!
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