What the fuck are these two wearing!? Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were out promoting their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl wearing tapestry. Fugg. The movie is set in the 16th century when tapestry was in vogue so maybe they’re trying to stay in character; who knows.
What I do know is that Scarlett better quit hanging out with Natalie or she’s gonna start losing parts; firstly, everything Woody Allen’s been throwing her way. Repressed, child molesters aren’t going to want her ass if she starts acting like uppity Natalie Boredman. Where’s the dsl pout? Back-comb that bleached wig! Get them titties out Scar-hoe!
And just in case my title didn’t get the song in your head—here’s a little lovin’ from me to you on this lovely Friday:
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1 Brad // May 29, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Natalie Portman could wear a Glad Extra Durability garbage bag covering her entire body and still be ridiculously gorgeous…as for her personality?
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