I loves the befwhore and aftwhores. I would love to quit work, eat cool ranch doritos and make celebrity before and after side-by-sides all day. Jennifer Aniston is on my To Do list, along with Katie Holmes and Jessica Simpson. I leafed through some 2 y.o. celeb mags a couple months ago. The differences in those three especially, took me aback. I’m on the celeb grind daily and how they sneak that shit past me is astounding.I have no clue why it isn’t bigger news when an A-List celeb chops their face up bit by bit.
It’s big shit in real life! One of the chicks in my office went to Cancun and got her lips done (i.e. tanned and got her lips done) and everyone was shitting a brick when she got back. “Cancun my ass. That bitch got her lips injected!” “Did you see Fishlips? What the hell was she thinking?” “OMG, she got her lips done and a brow lift and a boob lift!” Haters here don’t know what a fuckin’ brow lift looks like, they’re just regurgitating shit they saw on The View. It’s cold in Iowa and we’re bored; we notice more. In the snow-less globe of Hollyhood it’s like taking a big shit and losing the bloat.
4 responses so far ↓
1 teddygoodtimes // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm
She used to be so pretty before Xenu hit her in the face with a frying pan, otherwise known as “Incident III”
2 schmallison // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:11 am
No wonder she played a robot in The Stepford Wives.
3 schmallison // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:42 am
I wonder if old plasticky celebs smell like old people at any point, like my great granny. If you get up close to Sophia Loren, will she smell like Ben Gay, mothballs, and dandruff?
4 hotcakes // Nov 20, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Princess seriously if I could I would PAY you to do that all day. Parly because it would make you happy but mainly because it would make me riotously happy to see physical evidence of how badly the actors and actresses of Hollywood have effed up their faces.
So said because if they didn’t buy into the eternally youthful thing, then perhaps it wouldn’t be sold to the rest of us?
Also, um, she just looks tired. what is up with the unnatural sheen?
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