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Tell-all book may make you hate Tom Cruise

November 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I’m a whore

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As if you didn’t fucking hate his guts all ready. Annoying face? Check. Mounds of seemingly undeserved wealth? Check. Gorgeous child and docile, young wife? Check. Annoyingly large ego? Check. Reminds me of a toothier, well-coiffed Trump. Were Days of Thunder and Top Gun really that good? Every time he gets another movie my medulla oblongata spasms.

My new In Touch Weekly is claiming that a new tell-all book by the guy who wrote Diana, Her True Story is going to have some salacious goodies for us smut puppies to devour. I’m so excited! *humping my dogeared vhs of Top Gun*

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