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Looks like your fuckin’ makin’ time, whore! Blender Magazine sat down with Amy Winehouse for an interview during which she fell asleep by my count, three times. The interviewer asked if she took any drugs besides her anti-depressants and she said “I don’t have time.” The interviewer pushed, “you don’t have time?” To which she replied “I’m a really big drinker; I used to be there before the pub opened, banging on the door.”
I have a plan: I say we put her and Britney in the same room together. The clash of their massive amounts depressants and mania will collide to form, what I posit, will be one of the following:
1. A new solar system
2. The coming of the messiah
3. Paris Hilton developing a viable talent
4. The Tower of Babel being resurected to unite humanity
5. Spontaneous combustion of their bodies and a shower of heroin, booze and frappuccinos. (my favorite)
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