So free-basin’ Amy Winehouse was all cracked out wandering around her house in the wee hours this morning. The Sun says an source said she:
“came out and started stumbling around. She popped her head over the fence like she was looking for something. It was freezing and she had no shoes and just a red bra. She was mumbling something incomprehensible. It wasn’t the behaviour of someone in the right state of mind.”
Her reps said she was sleeping and heard a noise and went out to check it out. Ahhhh hahhhh. Riiiiiiiiiight.
You know what’s fucked up? Save her face lookin’ all cracked out, something bothers me here. You know how everyone was talking shit about Jennifer Love Hewitt being gross? From the neck down Amy Winehouse’s body is probably more socially acceptable than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s! Think about that America; you find a heroin addicts body more acceptable than a curvy J-Love. I thought about it myself, really did some soul searching on body image and what I deem attractive. Here’s what I decided: I’d bang Amy because there’s a 100% chance I’d get high from the exchange of bodily fluids. Comeon! It’s like 2 for 1!
1 response so far ↓
1 Schlomo // Dec 4, 2007 at 6:46 pm
You are out of your mind. JLH is about a BILLION times more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Amy is so jacked, I can honestly barely even look at the pictures you post of her.
And if you want to get high, just buy some fucking weed!
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