Twigs In A Blanket

January 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Angie and Brad at the SAG awards

Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt were looking fa-whine as usual at the SAG awards. Explanation for the hippy shit she’s wearing?—She’s supposedly pregnant with twins. I just hope she’s rubbin’ Crisco on that belly ’cause lord knows they’re not getting any nutrients from her limbs! Sweet Jesus, I hope she carries her weight in her midsection or those babies are coming out looking like pillow lipped, well coiffed, Gollums.