Ashlee Simpson sucking it up on the Today Show. To say Ashlee sucks is too simple. Yep, it doesn’t fully describe the heart wrenching mass of suck she imbues. I think the best thing for one of her band members to do, would be to hit her with a shovel…A HUGE, HEAVY SHOVEL. Put her out of my misery.
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April 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: ashlee simpson
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1 Edgar // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Ok yes she sucks and she’s stupid but she still is kinda cute..and most women suck anyway..so fuck it..literally..
2 Elise // Apr 28, 2008 at 12:23 am
I totally love Ashlee, but I must agree, this performance (& most of her live performances) sucked. I mean, they obviously didnt do any kind of sound check! The drums & her vocals were WAYYY too loud, you could barely even hear any other instrument.
3 schmallison // Apr 28, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Ashlee = fail
4 Yes, I'm Random---Get Off Me // May 1, 2008 at 8:10 am
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