Another Alien Vs. Predator! Today is Lydia Hearst vs. Dita Von Teese. I know what you’re thinking: no contest. Would any two-bit model challenge Dita? Me thinks not, whores!
Here you go! Porn (burlesque in this case) star vs. model. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?
5 responses so far ↓
1 it's christa, b*tch! // Jun 3, 2008 at 2:31 pm
dita von tits, no contest.
oops, i mean von teese,
silly gutter mind!
2 msmolly // Jun 3, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Dita. She’s so voluptuous!
Lydia is first and foremost an heiress, not a model. “Ooooh, look at me and my boobies! I pretend modeling is my way of making a living, but you all know I could slut it out like Paris and you’d still pay attention and Mommy & Daddy would still pay the bills.” Puh lease! Was that too harsh? I forget sometimes that money steals your soul and makes you less human.
3 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Which one is the porn star? I’m going to have to Google them with safe search off, b/c there are too many similarities in their poses/outfits.
4 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:21 pm
…yes, that’s right. I’m Googling them for research purposes, only.
5 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Research shows: masturbation is a blast!
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