I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s? Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is. I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason. It’s dumb. Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes. Please note: the best sellers are fucking CDs.
The perfect tool for a lazy ass drunks (me)…RT (NSFW) Thanks Kebbin!
Since when is venison not edible?*wink*…BN
I thought all strippers were nasty? Oh, that’s right, I’m in IOWA…TBO
Quite possibly the worst “dance” video I’ve ever tortured myself with. Hold on to 1:22 it gets worse…MSV
What celebs would look like if they lived in Oklahoma. Or Muscatine, Iowa…WT
Totally gotta get me onna of these. Make all my hot friends walk through it in order to eat my cookin’…SPON
I don’t know why I keep coming across weird stuffed animals but these are gross!…TG
A squid that looks like a cartoon piggy! Cuties! Oink!…SB
Holy Ali, what the fuck. Twins traded body parts and it worked…BMEZ
Another video game involving porn; for you dorks who don’t get pussy or mind shitty graphics...FB(NSFW)
Do you take it in the ass?…YT(NSFW language)
Nekked pics of French swimmer. Hawt…OS(NSFW)
Thanks Olga! Apparently Simon Rex is a NAUGHTY BOY!(no clue how I missed this)…IMSH
I love Pinky and The Brain, that is all…PK
A whole page about poop. Don’t worry no pictures, but pretty fucking interesting! Turns out my Maltese eats his own shit ’cause it’s rich in protein. Not because he’s an overbred retard (ha)…HPT
COOL! Yo-yo dude is awesome…YT
Map of human sexuality…OSF
And to remind you how awesome the nineties were, see the following:

2 responses so far ↓
1 Kavick // Nov 3, 2008 at 9:12 pm
umm, that Florida stripper is nasty in that face there.
And just for anyone’s info, there are some truly hot, skinny, classy strippers in Iowa. There are nasty ones yes, just like any club in America, but there’s always one or two drop-dead gorgeous ones employed there. Especially at the all-nude byob clubs that have sprouted here in the last ten years. I would argue they have better (younger) talent than clubs I’ve been to in the big cities (outside of vegas).
But for the most part, most strippers- Iowa or Florida, were essentially the hottest girl in their trailer park.
2 Kavick // Nov 3, 2008 at 11:12 pm
…and god bless ‘em
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