At a press conference for Angelina’s new movie “Beowulf” she was asked about this cover. Apparently W Magazine put out an “art issue” for November and put 9 different “works of art” on 9 different covers. One of those covers is Jennifer Aniston and one is of Angelina. (a.k.a. W’s sales are down) They are pap photos with fake inscriptions from an artist named Richard Price.
Never heard of him. Don’t give a shit.
SHOW ME THE DRAMA!!!
When asked about it she snapped “Why would I comment on that? That matters because….”
*deep breath*
BECAUSE we never know what you are doing next bitch! You’re a lesbian, you’re incestual, you’re into BDSM, you’re an exhibitionist, you’re a humanitarian, you’re committed/loving/doting mother, you’re quiet/reserved/shy, you’re fucking someone before their divorce is final, you’re a druggie—SHE’S ALL OVER THE PLACE! *exhale*
Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her, but don’t get all pissy when someone asks you whether you’d care to comment on something controversial. Shit, You IS controversy.

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