While every eye in the nation should have been on Iowa, Shitney Smears found a way to pull us right-back-in to her fucking wreck of a life . According to the Associated Press at 8 pm last night police were called to Britney’s house for a 3 hour standoff between a Britney “under the influence of an unknown substance” and (depending on what story you read) Kevin’s bodyguard/Kevin himself/the court appointed monitor. There were injuries reported and Britney was taken to Cedars-Sinai medical center and put on monitored watch. Apparently the children were taken to the hospital as well but released around 4 am this morning.
She will never kill herself guys so don’t worry about Britney. This is just more attention whoring and probably a failed, juvenile attempt to get Kevin back. If you have read as much about Britney and what her past handlers have said about her as I have and you take into consideration her documented actions it breaks down like this: she is a stubborn, egotistical, rich little brat that finds validation through attention in whatever way it manifests itself. I don’t wish bodily harm on anyone but I do encourage you to not talk about this at work today or with friends. You’ll help her by ignoring her. Instead, just assume that Britney is a product of the republican machine and sent to distract you from the amazing shit that happened last night.
OBAMA in ‘08 WHORES!
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