Sewwwwww, I downloaded these pics from thumbnail size and I started editing them and realized: that’s not Britney Spears. So, naturally, I decided I shouldn’t post them right? But then I thinks to myself: what’s the fucking difference if it’s Britney Spears or some other chick in a bikini? They are both providing the same basic entertainment Britney has been contributing to society for years— exactly jack squat.
So here’s a chick that looks like Britney Spears that some stalker pap took a bunch of pictures of. It’s a testament to the mind numbing superfluousness of celebrity. Whether she’s a celebrity or not, she’s doing the same dumb shit all celebutards do everyday anyway so why can’t she get her day in the bright lights of fame!? So here-you-go random girl! You are extrawhoredinary!!!
She’d be a better mom than Britney. Sheeet, give her dem bebbehs! I’d much rather have Jayden and Sean doing overnight visits with her than Britney and I know absolutely nothing about her. It looks like TMZ is reporting Britney has her overnight visitation back so she’ll be able to soothe them to sleep with stories about Mommy’s imaginary friends in the land of antipsychotics and frapp.
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1 teddy good times // Jun 26, 2008 at 6:24 am
I would have been suspicious when I didn’t see her with a cigarette and a bag of powdered doughnuts.
2 msmolly // Jun 29, 2008 at 9:13 pm
You know what’s really tragic about this? That chick probably thinks it’s a compliment to be compared to Britney! “O my gawd y’all! They think I look like Britney! I could totally be like famous now! Quick! Git me some cigarettes and a frappuccino, I’m goin’ to Hollywood!” I swear, they should nuke that area. Angelina and Brad are in France right? Yes? Yeah, totally go ahead and blow that fuckin’ place into the water, that monstrous earthquake isn’t coming soon enough.
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