Entries Tagged as 'Actwhores'
December 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy spread…GOB
A site with some truly beautiful erotic art…PEXP
I never knew someone thought about labia in porn as much as I did…SL
*gurgling* If you like love pony play like I do, you draws will be a tinglin’ watching this video!…BIZ
Yeah, um, hey guys? I [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · Fetish Model · Models: Not To Be Confused With Role Models · Music Whores · Playboy · Reality TV Whores · angelina jolie · aria giovanni · britney spears · carmen electra · eva longoria · fetish · gratuitous t&a · hot mess · hugh hefner · jennifer aniston · mark anthony · porn · porn stars · random shit · sexy gay men · vaginas
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis by Between Two Ferns
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Tags: Actwhores · Funny Whores · jon hamm · zach galifianakis
December 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments
“No deal was made with the Devil for physical attributes.”
*for those of you who aren’t religion geeks like me: seraph.
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Tags: Actwhores · Music Whores · i'm pretty sure i just crossed the line · megan fox · random shit
December 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments
In order to get myself under control I had to post these pics of Angie lookin’ greazy. I don’t know if it’s all the baby wranglin’ or if she pissed off her stylist, but someone got the memo and only read half. I imagine it’s the babies, stress and rapid weight loss; not a good [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · angelina jolie
December 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Just in case you’ve been under a rock, here’s the Saturday Night Live digital short Jizz In My Pants done by The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) and I’m guessing Justin Timberlake (in some capacity other than his cameo).
You know? I don’t mind a premature ejaculator as long as he can [...]
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November 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Angelina cries. It’s not funny but I think tears were great lube. Naturally, the clip adds to her hotness for me…GF
Damn spider drawings…TB
You can masturbate. Just don’t strangle hookers while you do it…LOLGOD(loves the site)
Boobies! (NSFW)…DSFF
All the Britney Spears For the Record promo commericals. I’m so excited!…TVPC
In case anyone still uses Limewire…IB!
Megan Fox is a [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · Fetish Model · Music Whores · Paparazzi Whores · Reality TV Whores · Tunes · angelina jolie · aria giovanni · britney spears · fetish · gratuitous t&a · megan fox · mtv · porn · porn stars · random shit · red hot chili peppers · tyra banks · vaginas
November 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments
So here’s a buncha pics of the new Bond lady, Olga Kurylenko. Laydeeeee… You can tell she’s a lady by how daintily she sits in chairs and hovers over benches. It’s almost as if she’s floating on a cotton candy cloud of class. I love how the Bond franchise has duped us into buying their [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · daniel craig · gratuitous t&a · movies
November 18th, 2008 · 4 Comments
I loves the befwhore and aftwhores. I would love to quit work, eat cool ranch doritos and make celebrity before and after side-by-sides all day. Jennifer Aniston is on my To Do list, along with Katie Holmes and Jessica Simpson. I leafed through some 2 y.o. celeb mags a couple months ago. The differences in [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · Music Whores · keith urban · nicole kidman · plastic
November 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments
According to wiki the theme for Marie Claire is “More than a Pretty Face”. What we find inside is the “more,” is that Jennifer Connelly loves:
Apples (no really, she talks about how much she loves apples)
A little black dress (no way, I’ve never heard an actress say that)
Pictures of her family (her husband, kids and [...]
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Tags: Actwhores · cliche · jennifer connelly
November 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: Actwhores · Funny Whores · I'm famous because of someone else · Politico Whores · alec baldwin · david letterman · sarah palin · saturday night live · spice girls