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Carmen Electra’s Playboy spread…GOB
A site with some truly beautiful erotic art…PEXP
I never knew someone thought about labia in porn as much as I did…SL
*gurgling* If you like love pony play like I do, you draws will be a tinglin’ watching this video!…BIZ
Yeah, um, hey guys?  I [...]

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In order to get myself under control I had to post these pics of Angie lookin’ greazy.  I don’t know if it’s all the baby wranglin’ or if she pissed off her stylist, but someone got the memo and only read half.  I imagine it’s the babies, stress and rapid weight loss; not a good [...]

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Just in case you’ve been under a rock, here’s the Saturday Night Live digital short Jizz In My Pants done by The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) and I’m guessing Justin Timberlake (in some capacity other than his cameo).
You know?  I don’t mind a premature ejaculator as long as he can [...]

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Angelina cries.  It’s not funny but I think tears were great lube.  Naturally, the clip adds to her hotness for me…GF
Damn spider drawings…TB
You can masturbate.  Just don’t strangle hookers while you do it…LOLGOD(loves the site)
Boobies! (NSFW)…DSFF
All the Britney Spears For the Record promo commericals.  I’m so excited!…TVPC
In case anyone still uses Limewire…IB!
Megan Fox is a [...]

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Angelina is in therapy according to Star Magazine because she thinks she’s fat.  These are pictures from her first post-twin red carpet walk.  Yeah, super fat.  I can’t believe Brad can choke down his vomit long enough to impregnate her.  She’s really revolting.
“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food [...]

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Some dude paints celeb dolls with shiny eyes that will haunt your dreams.  I’ll put up Johnny and few others but you should go to the site, to scare, yourself.  They creep me out so bad I had a hard time downloading the pictures.  I felt like a schizophrenic; I had to turn the computer [...]

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A ton of the news and celeb sites are talking about Roseanne Barr’s comments about Brangelina on her blog. Here is what most of the sites are printing:
“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it [...]

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maddox (adopted)* 2002
zahara (adopted)* 2005
pax (adopted)* 2007
shiloh 2006
vivienne 2008
knox 2008
me: so, i’m dying trying to find something, even remotely interesting to post about angie’s new bebbehs knox and vivienne
i’m here typing, knox, vox, docks, chaulks….meh, they’re too good for the first part of the alphabet
fucking richies
they probably had their attorneys search for [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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I absolutely refuse to post on Angelina Jolie having her babies at some point, sometime, in the near future…Maybe. The picture of them fucking created by Mr. and Mrs. Smith in my mind is wearing off. I also refuse to write about Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournakova having been married. Two hot people [...]

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