Angelina is in therapy according to Star Magazine because she thinks she’s fat.  These are pictures from her first post-twin red carpet walk.  Yeah, super fat.  I can’t believe Brad can choke down his vomit long enough to impregnate her.  She’s really revolting.
“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food [...]

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A ton of the news and celeb sites are talking about Roseanne Barr’s comments about Brangelina on her blog. Here is what most of the sites are printing:
“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it [...]

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maddox (adopted)* 2002
zahara (adopted)* 2005
pax (adopted)* 2007
shiloh 2006
vivienne 2008
knox 2008
me: so, i’m dying trying to find something, even remotely interesting to post about angie’s new bebbehs knox and vivienne
i’m here typing, knox, vox, docks, chaulks….meh, they’re too good for the first part of the alphabet
fucking richies
they probably had their attorneys search for [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Burn After Reading - Red Band Trailerby MrMovie

I’m super excited to see this movie. Mostly ’cause I think Tilda Swinton is super hot and there’s a chance, with Brad working in a gym, that he’ll take his shirt off. Yeeah! Get nekked! Dem babies aren’t going to go see your film! [...]

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Today’s Natalie Morales interviewed Jack Black and Angelina Jolie who are promoting Kung Fu Panda. Jack spilled the beans that Angelina is having twins and Natalie asked what the sexes are. Now, I’m no great reader of body language but it looked like Angelina was going to do one of the following:
1. Jump [...]

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I was looking around for pictures and I stumbled across some pics of Lee Lee Sobieski and Julia Styles so I decided to post them. For no other reason than I think they’re sexy. Pissy girls are hot.
You know? I always kinda get the lesbian vibe from these two, [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt were looking fa-whine as usual at the SAG awards. Explanation for the hippy shit she’s wearing?—She’s supposedly pregnant with twins. I just hope she’s rubbin’ Crisco on that belly ’cause lord knows they’re not getting any nutrients from her limbs! Sweet Jesus, I hope she carries her [...]

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