Megan Fox must turn her attentions from being prudish now, because she’s got a damn robot film to promote! Trust, when this is over, she’s jumping to a “serious roll” and we will hear about her knitting or some shit. But for now she used to be a lesbian and likes to grab cock for [...]
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Megan Fox Is A Smokin’ Hot Slut & We’re Gonna Get Married
September 17th, 2008 · 8 Comments
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Megan Fox Annoyed D-Bags Think She’s Sexy
July 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Ah-HAaaaaaaaaahhhhh………..*fart*
Megan Fox was picked by FHM as sexiest “woman” or some shit and it “annoys” her. Right. ‘Cause she has such a huge aversion to douche bags like the ones that write FHM; kinda like the ones HERE and HERE. I couldn’t roll my eyes any harder. In fact, if Brian [...]
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Here We Go
July 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Megan Fox has reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. I should have called that! It was only a matter of time and money, till she dumped him for a more successful dbag. She’s got a taste for them dbags I tell ya– see pictures below. It brings a [...]
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FHM Manages To Make Megan Fox Boring
May 26th, 2008 · 3 Comments
I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking damn fine. However, here, not so much. Boring poses, bad lighting, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, talking about how bad she [...]
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Meoooowwwwwww
January 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Megan Fox is hot. This is only compounded by what I observe now— she has a nice ass. Nice ass is a rarity for a white girl; that’s the kind of ass you want to stick a thumb in.
Mmmmm…
Whaaaaa!? Just for a second! Geez! Don’t look at me like that. You know exactly what I’m [...]
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Top 10 Celeb Douche Bags of 2007
December 20th, 2007 · 14 Comments
10. Kanye West
WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]
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