I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs? Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked. It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]
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Kate Moss Needs A Match
September 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Nella Got Implants? Extrawhoredinary
August 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments
The funniest thing about Extrawhoredinary is your comments. Seriously, I laugh my ass off almost everyday. Thank god it’s round and voluptuous, withstanding the test of your hilarity. The second most hilarious, is the search terms people type in to get to the site. I’d like to say I’m a creative [...]
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Sad News: Morgan Freeman In Hospital
August 4th, 2008 · No Comments
TMZ is reporting that Morgan Freeman is in “serious condition” after a car accident. They are saying that he may have fallen asleep at the wheel in Mississippi. Let’s hope The Dark Knight doesn’t put anyone else in hospital, jail or worse! Maggie Gyllenhaal better crawl under the covers and hide out till this shit [...]
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Poopies!
July 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]
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Christian Bale Arrested. I Won’t Believe It.
July 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments
The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Christian Bale is in jail right now. His mother, 61, and sister, 40, went to the police station yesterday to turn him in for allegedly assaulting them. Christian allegedly did “it” on Sunday night at the hotel where he’s staying. The police let him attend “The Dark Knight” premier [...]
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I Want To Fuck Christian Bale
July 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments
So I just got back from The Dark Knight and it was fucking awesome. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that since you’ve already seen it. If you don’t love a hot piece of man meat or go to movies then you probably aren’t even remotely interested in anything I write about [...]
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I’LL BE…WET
December 11th, 2007 · 1 Comment
It is neither healthy, nor sane, for someone to be as turned on by Christian Bale as I am. Every time I see a picture of that sexy whore I get a facial tick. Really for real; it’s not right. It’s like when the fembots start shorting out in Austin Powers but [...]
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