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Angelina Vs. Aniston: Get Your War On

December 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments

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Carmen Electra’s Playboy spread…GOB
A site with some truly beautiful erotic art…PEXP
I never knew someone thought about labia in porn as much as I did…SL
*gurgling* If you like love pony play like I do, you draws will be a tinglin’ watching this video!…BIZ
Yeah, um, hey guys?  I [...]

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Justice-Stress

May 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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Sarah Jessica Porkher Now Available For Anal

March 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

 
Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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I’m Evil

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments

You wanna know why I posted the least attractive picture I could find of Eva Longoria in her bikini? One acronym: P.M.S. My tits hurt, it’s winter, I haven’t exercised since October, I drink too much, it’s snowed here more than it has since 1954 and I feel like a whale choking [...]

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Judge This Book By Its Cover

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Eva Longoria is as dumb as she looks. Apparently she’s whoring herself out now at the expense of intellectual integrity, if she had any left to salvage… Eva is out promoting for her new movie Over Her Dead Body. In the movie she plays a ghost that can’t let go of her living fiance [...]

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HOT WHORES LIE TOO

December 14th, 2007 · 1 Comment

 
Kay so here’s the deal, this chick, Alexandra Paressant, is saying she fucked Tony Parker (Mr. Eva Longoria) after he was married. X17 Online is reporting she said the following:
Paressant (ex-girlfriend of soccer god Ronaldinho) tells X17 the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months and this was AFTER Eva and [...]

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