I gotta be honest with you guys, I’ve just spent the past two hours looking at porn.  Not Playboy type porn(NSFW), extrawhoredinary porn.  When you do that, your sense of reality gets so skewed you can’t look at a low cut/tight dress and think “wow, she looks really chic and well styled!”  It’s just not [...]

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So here’s Eva Mendes’ new ad for Calvin Klein’s Obsession perfume. It’s been banned in its current state for the nipple slip. I think it should be banned for trying to pass sexy as Eva writhing around like an meercat in estrus. Why do they think that is sexy? I could think [...]

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Hey Look! It’s Eva Mendes getting nekked again! Yay! I wonder if these were taken before or after rehab. I’m concerned that she’ll stop getting naked now that she’s sober. I’ll keep my fingers crossed it has not been liquid whoreage.
P.S. Please get that blond shit out of your [...]

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Effective today, I’m a stepping down as the hot bitch president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.  I’m handing my rank and office over to Eva Mendes.  As you know, to be president of IBTC you must be smokin’ hot, classy, rock your itty bittys with attitude and be all-around brilliant.
Although Eva’s appearance opposite Will [...]

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Apparently Eva Mendes had some technical difficulties on a French TV show. Everyone is billing this as a “nipple slip” but really, it’s just areola. Not the whole nipple. I’m not familiar with what the FCC or standard morals dictate as lewd so I’m thinkin’ this is totally over blown. [...]

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You know? I was always kinda on the fence about Eva Mendes but now I think I like her! Nekked! She’s the new model for the winter PETA anti-fur campaign.
 

“I feel like in recent years, due to pop culture, fur has made a comeback. Some people still see wearing fur as glamorous and a sign [...]

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