Halle Berry is Esquire’s sexiest woman alive for 2008.  On the cover she replicates the pose of the famous Bill Clinton Esquire cover that pissed everyone off at the end of his administration.  If you don’t remember, it pissed everyone off because it looked like he was assuming the position for a blow job.  Somewhat [...]

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I know that, everyday, I confirm to you that I’m immature and perverted but just to make sure: doesn’t Nahla Ariela sound like “gnaw onna areola” to you?  Just saying!
Here’s Halle Berry’s lil’ mini-me, Nahla Ariela Aubry.  I wish she was gnawin’ on a areola in that picture!  I guess those precious cookies are reserved [...]

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Maybe Halle is part alien! Or maybe she is just incredibly physically gifted and works her ass off to get back in shape after having a bebbeh. Either way, she was out and about looking fantastic!
Mah-Ma!

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Apparently Halle Berry had a baby girl! Aw! Cuties! Star Magazine is reporting Halle had a:
7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.
I’ve [...]

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I’m not on the “let’s be nice to the pregnant celebrities bandwagon,” but I gotta say Halle is looking so cute!  I know this is uncharacteristically nice and you’re looking for a punchline but this time there is none.  Who knew she had such pretty hair?  I wanna wrap her up in a blanket and [...]

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I’m going to start putting up links every once-and-a-while, to other blogs that have interesting posts. Interesting, but not interesting enough for me to post on. Instead of summarizing the link, I’m going to do an associative word or thought. A rorschach test of sorts…for sexual deviants…who are interested in celebrities…who [...]

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