Poor horrified birdies.  I wonder if her dress still smells like bird through the red dye?  She’s all about saving whales but fuck the birds.  Fuck the birds!  All they do is squawk, eat and shit anyway…Kinda like babies.

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Hayden Panettiere has a new song called Wake Up Call but I’m sure you’ve heard it before. It’s also been called the following:
Irreplaceable -Beyonce
What Have You Done For Me Lately-Janet Jackson
Stronger Woman-Jewel
Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis
Stronger-Britney Spears*
And many, many others. I understand the “woman taken for granted” theme is common in life and lyric. [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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…This girl ’causes boners.
I hear tell Hayden Panettiere is hot in these pictures from Men’s Vogue.  I don’t see it, but I will NEVER be the one to deprive you of your bone.  So gawk away, young friends, gawk away.  Just know that this photo shoot’s concept is child molestation, for those of you out [...]

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*squinting*

After some research I’ve discovered why I keep seeing this less mammiferous version of a Simpson all over the place; she’s on a show called “Heroes.” Her name is Hayden Panettiere. I’ll refer to her from here out as “Stubby, Stubs, Stubber,” or some variation thereof. Despite looking decent in these [...]

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