Now that the election is over, my party is cleaned up, my throat is getting sore and there’s nothing to look forward to till New Year’s Eve I turn my attentions back to the likes of Jessica Alba.  I don’t know how someone can work so hard to be so dull but she manages to [...]

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Comic from here.
Somebody pissed off their hairstylist…RPO
All kinds of awesome…Adam and Eve is putting on a sex toy Halloween costume contest…AE
This entry reminded me of this porn. (NSFW)
All about your vagina! What’s better than that?…Myvag.net
Dead presidents discuss McCain.  Juvenile, but giggle worthy…23/6
BOOBS! SFW BOOBS!…CR
Um, her pussy looks,um…Different.  This is why some girls should not be [...]

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Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket.  Oops!  Did I say that!?  Yikes, I’m inappropriate!  I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren.  I’m sure she’s beautiful.
Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days.  Newborns look like lil’ purple aliens with cone [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Jessica Alba in GQ Meh-hEE-ko looking lubed, crude and ready for food. Take it all in, my friends, you’re not gonna see this again till Mid October at least.

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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Uhhhhhhh…I was only looking at the sexy pictures of Jessica Alba before; has she always had bad taste? Or has she just recently started dressing from the clearance bin at Talbots? There must be an explanation, I think it’s one of three things:
1. Her stylist is a gay man who has a [...]

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I don’t know if she looks miserable ’cause she’s being hunted by the paparazzi or if it’s because she is getting married to prevent a bastard child. Oops, did I say that?
Yep.
I never figured out why people do the “oh I’m knocked up so I better get married” thing. I understand the god [...]

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So Jessica Alba is pregnant. People Magazine is reporting Alba’s rep confirmed it this morning.
 
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Remember last summer when Jessica broke up with her long time boyfriend Cash Warren? Well they got back together [...]

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