When Jess is being herself she just looks, cute.

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Step 1,2,3 and now 4, in Jessica Biel’s reintroduction to the spotlight have been so completely fucking horrible I struggle to simply describe it.  Bland, drab, misled, age inappropriate, noxious (the lipstick on 4) and unflattering all describe her stylist’s choices.  If she has a stylist, that former stay at home mom with a “creative [...]

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Oooohhh good job Jessica!  Last time you bored us with that tan, monochromatic barf fest and this time you’re taking it up a notch with creeeeeeeeam.  Edgy and exciting like other things cream: soy milk and ooooh, mini blinds, yeah, and hot-hot lampshades so hot, uh huh, and old t-shirts…I’m gonna cum you’re so exotic [...]

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I don’t think Jessica Biel could look any more bland in these pictures from the Palm Springs International Shortfest.  She has her lips done; you’d think that’d give me a reason to gawk.  Even if it’s due to repulsion, I want to look at frankentitties and wonk eyes.  She’s got nothin’.  How drab.
Her hair is [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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You can find stupid people in America most places but I vote top three are:
1. Game shows

Thanks to CamelTap for the video post.
2. Cops

Thanks to DListed for posting that gem.
3. Other bloggers who like to rip off my shiz-nit (or not; maybe they thought of it 33 days and 50 days later, respectively—I [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Someone snapped this picture of Jessica Biel a couple days ago at the airport.  Looks like she’s gone a leeetle overboard on the lip injections.  Listen, I know there’s no way of knowing but I have this gut feeling that Justin Timberlake has a small dick.  Think about it: Britney cheated on him with deadbeat [...]

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10. Kanye West

WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]

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