Dax Shepard, Kate Hudsons ex-teammate on Team Tonsil Hockey, is in the new movie When In Rome.  Big fuckin’ deal right?  Well, yeah, but look at the bod!  Hotttt-ta-tahhhh…Commearrrr lil’ boyyyy…Mammy got something for you to put in your mouff!  It rhymes with BAHGINA.

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!?!?–One of the disturbing images that comes up when you google furries(nsfw)…G
Anyone want to tell me why I keep getting so much traffic for the search term “Kate Hudson fuck video” lately?
If I could get any money I’d go here…MD
Finally…A place where the men have less body hair than the women…TMT
I’ve let a dude [...]

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How do they do it? How do they pop out bebbies and then look like this? Damn celebrities. Thank goodness I’ll never have to stand next to a celebrity in a swimsuit. I’m so happy that I live in Iowa and just have to deal with binge-drinking, college girl bodies at [...]

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Instead of writing about how Britney was taken back to the hospital again last night, I wanted to write about something more interesting: Matthew McConaughey’s stinky armpits. Apparently Matthew doesn’t wear deodorant and Kate Hudson (currently promoting Fools Gold with him) doesn’t approve.
You know? I kinda like him more now. I mean, [...]

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