Sorry I’ve been m.i.a. the past couple days; I was busy having a lobotomy. Kidding! I took a couple days off to go to Chicago, so I need all 5 of you to send money to the “I got fucked in the ass by Michigan Ave” fund.
Lucky for me there hasn’t been shit [...]
Entries Tagged as 'katie holmes'
I WISH Katie Holmes Was This Fun
August 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments
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Da Links
July 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Here’s Tiga’s new video with International Supastar Transexual Amanda Lepore. She looks so hot in pictures but she has less facial movement than a Real Doll. She’s like a big-titted fuck doll everywhere else, so I guess it evens out. I’m not sure why when a EX boy girl transexual slices herself [...]
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Your Links
June 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments
I pissed myself when I read this: “You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Ballerina and we are going to do it… with our genitals”…UMOA
I knew The Love Guru was gonna suck! Great blog too…PJB
Up-and-Comers in pin-up style poses…VF
Mark Wahlberg keeps it real…SOMGWTF
Creepy [...]
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I Love the Smell of F-Bomb in the Morning
January 17th, 2008 · No Comments
I love Diane Keaton! She dropped the f-bomb on Good Morning America when she was talking to Diane Sawyer. She’s promoting her new movie Mad Money, which she’s in with Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah. She said:
“I’d like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my [...]
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Top 10 Celeb Douche Bags of 2007
December 20th, 2007 · 14 Comments
10. Kanye West
WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]
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Uhhhh…’Cause you’re a random whore?
November 5th, 2007 · No Comments
At a press conference for Angelina’s new movie “Beowulf” she was asked about this cover. Apparently W Magazine put out an “art issue” for November and put 9 different “works of art” on 9 different covers. One of those covers is Jennifer Aniston and one is of Angelina. (a.k.a. W’s sales are [...]
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Support me
November 5th, 2007 · No Comments
Tens of thousands of dollars on gowns and bitch can’t go to Wal-Mart and buy a sports bra!? Puh-leez. Anyone who runs enough to do a marathon knows those lil’ shelf bras in tank tops ain’t enough to hold up your tatas! Tom must have teleported her with his douche bag Xenu [...]
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