Matthew McConaughey did a mini-triathlon over the weekend.  The same one that JLo did but who fucking cares about that!?  Half naked man meat!  I know he’s a douche but I forgive him today, because of his hard-hard nipples and tight-tight pecs.  Also, he doesn’t talk during strenuous exercise.

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As reported, he has big hands. Hot. All the better to fist Matthew McConaughey with! I hope this scene is funnier in context, however.

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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FBS-Weapon of Choice. Dated, but still makes me happy inside. There are (few) old dudes I’d fuck—Christopher Walken is definitely one of them.
Doesn’t bitch google? That shit don’t work…WWTD
Shovel to Face…CS
Both are hot but someone needs to bust out the #2 guard…TB
LOLz-T-Rex!…DL
Ha. Wait. Huh? [...]

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Instead of writing about how Britney was taken back to the hospital again last night, I wanted to write about something more interesting: Matthew McConaughey’s stinky armpits. Apparently Matthew doesn’t wear deodorant and Kate Hudson (currently promoting Fools Gold with him) doesn’t approve.
You know? I kinda like him more now. I mean, [...]

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