Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Ouch.
 
See that there?! Rachel Bilson almost evoked an emotion from me; I’m heartened! Here she is at the Japanese premier of her movie Jumper looking like, uhhh…shit. Listen, on a bad day, she looks about a bajillion times better than me—I pass on the foundation and Crest White Strips too. [...]

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Why do photographers think if they throw sand on a whore, it’ll make her sexy?
Oh shit! Wait a second, she’s got some TIGI Curls in her extensions! I can’t hate on anyone rockin’ TIGI! Just like I can’t hate on satin, spray tan, or acrylic nails; she’s keepin’ it whoretastic. If [...]

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Rachel Bilson is on the cover of GQ Magazine. If you photoshopped out her body and arm this could be her license picture. I think her publicist should lay off pushing the “sexy” for a while. I look at this picture and all I can think of is one thing:
This girl does [...]

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Here’s some pictures of Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson at the Spike TV Video Game Awards. That sentence almost made me fall asleep.

What do you think those two could be talking about in that first picture? Here are some of my ideas:
 

“Did you know you burn more calories chewing celery than you [...]

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