As reported, he has big hands. Hot. All the better to fist Matthew McConaughey with! I hope this scene is funnier in context, however.

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Here’s the original video from YouTube:

Here’s Jerry O’Connell’s video:
the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com
Pretty friggin’ hilarious if you ask me.

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Us Magazine is reporting that a new book by Andrew Morton Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, claims Tom approached Jennifer Garner about being his life mate.
“Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star’s voice mail in 2004 asking ‘if she knew what freedom was,’ but his advances were rebuffed.”
Our little Napoleon got dissed.  [...]

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10. Kanye West

WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Nothing says “douche” more than winning and then bitching ’cause you didn’t win everything. Though he complained a lot in 2007, the most ridiculous was saying MTV was racist for having both the opening (Britney) and closing (medley featuring: Keri Hilson, Timbaland and his artists D.O.E and his younger [...]

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Nicole Kidman is a REALDOLL!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

*ahem*
According to Perezzzz…Nicole’s kids don’t call her “mom” anymore. She said in an interview:
 
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it…Yes, they’re being raised as Scientologists. I don’t want to go there…My [...]

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I’m a whore

As if you didn’t fucking hate his guts all ready. Annoying face? Check. Mounds of seemingly undeserved wealth? Check. Gorgeous child and docile, young wife? Check. Annoyingly large ego? Check. Reminds me of a toothier, well-coiffed Trump. Were Days of Thunder and [...]

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