Looks like Uma Thurman is pregnant.  Ohhhhhh…That’s why she decided to get married to whitey-whitey Euro boy. I get it now.  Well, actually I don’t get it. Why do people get married just because they’re knocked up?  It’s ’cause of baby jesus isn’t it?
TRUST ME, BABY JESUS CRIES BECAUSE YOU’RE WHORES, NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE INSEMINATED
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According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, [...]

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